Welcome once again to another day in my life. Last night I probably had the best sleep I’ve had in a while. I woke up with drool on my pillow! That is extremely rare for me! That never happens to me! I went to AppleBees for dinner last night and had a steak and shrimp dinner. Never order a 7 ounce steak, because it is also known as the world’s smallest steak. It looked like they put a burnt chicken finger on my plate! The food still hit the spot, and provided me with an amazing slumber; I’m still not going back for a while. This morning I’ve been listening to this song all morning by Q-Tip feat. Busta Rhymes, Raekwon, & Lil Wayne titled the Renaissance Rap (remix)! It’s FIRE!!! I can’t take it off repeat at all! I just posted it on my MySpace page myspace.com/dbessjr…..>CHECK IT OUT! Enough with all the morning Jibberish, let’s jump into today’s question!
I bought a pack of Juicy Fruit Gum the other day, and as I was chewing it, I thought about what it tastes like. I know it is good, but what kind of flavor is it? I couldn’t think of anything. Does anybody know what Juicy Fruit Gum taste like? Can you describe the flavor? Is it just me? I’ve asked people and they can’t seem to describe it either. It’s a mystery I guess. I asked a question I can’t answer! Can somebody help me out!!!!! Well that concludes today’s Blog…….I’m stumped! Time to prepare myself for a long Day! EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Well I skipped a day, but I am now back to bring you all another blog!
EXCITING NEWS: IF 7 MORE FACIAL HAIRS GROW, I’LL OFFICIALLY HAVE A FULL GOATEE…..HAHAHAHAHA!
Now that news may not be exciting to you but it has sure made my day! I’ll stop wasting time so we can hop right into today’s topic.
According to Anthropologist from the University of Wroclaw in Poland, men find women’s bodies more attractive in the colder months. Photos were shown to 114 men all ages. These men were asked to rate photos of women wearing swimsuits, and bare breasts, and female faces every three months. These men gave their highest scores to female’s bodies and breasts in the winter and autumn, and their lowest scores in the summer time. Researches believe the rarity of bare skin on display among women in winter makes them more alluring.
Personally I find women attractive all year round. If you look good, you look good; rather you’re in a bikini or a turtle neck. This study is an accurate study in my opinion. In the summer time women, tend to show more skin, which leaves nothing to the imaginative male mind. Cleavage and legs is at an all time high in the summer time. During the cold months women are all bundled up, and wear more clothes. In the winter time the male mind, begins to wonder what is under all that clothing you have on. It’s a whole different story when you try to apply to study to places where it stays warm all year round. I bet you don’t hear the guys telling their girls to put on a turtle neck, and some sweat pants. I read this article the other day and thought it was kind of interesting, so I decided to share it with everyone who reads my blog.
I would also like to share my laugh of the day with you all since your eyes are already here. DJ 5’2” posted this earlier on MySpace, and I couldn’t stop laughing….ENJOY!!!!!!
Well today is obviously Monday as ya’ll know obviously. It’s a new week, and a fresh start for the multitudes of people. I haven’t talked to the viewers since Saturday. Shame on me……right?!?!?!?! I apologize to the viewers and subscribers of my blog for that. So the types of things I have seen since the last time I talked to ya’ll……..hmmmm????
What My Eyes seen over the weekend: Kids pregnant with kids, girls who like to be treated like shit by guys, crack heads, a man do a double back on a snowmobile, watched James Stewart own the white people in motocross, Boobs, watched a 20 piece McNugget meal disappear in front of my eyes, watched customers complain, seen naked Africans on the discovery channel, watched a little boy go head first into a wall at work (hahahahaha), watched Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins, watched a few of my text get sent out and no one replied (LoL), and watched a lot of beautiful women pass by, watched obese people take handicap parking spaces, and I won’t bore you all with this anymore.
So what drives a person to complain so much when they don’t get their way? Tonight at work this lady got all super crazy because she bought like a $75 Bluetooth, and wanted it paired right there and then. The majority of Bluetooth’s sold do not come with a charge. This fat drunken lady wanted the customer service rep to open all the Bluetooth’s until she found one with a charge!!! WTF…..Right?!?!?! Then she wanted to talk to manager, and then she started using foul language and yelling. She was all breathing a hard because she was out of breath right. Then she calls customer service to complain and took down all the stores information, and collected business cards. She was trip. Wasted all that breath complaining when she could hit the treadmill with all that wind she had! Sounds mean, but she got on everyone’s nerves. Complain, complain, complain, complain……..get’s you no where, creates an unnecessary scene, and is annoying! We all do it though….lol!
CRAZY FACT: IT was 129 degrees during Andy Roddick Australian Open match today….WOW!
Good Morning World!!!!! Welcome once again to another day of my blog! Typing while still in bed is comfortable and great. If have never tried this you are missing out. I also have to be to work in a little bit, so I’m kind of in a rush once again. It would make more sense if I was to get ready for work then blog rather than doing this the opposite way around……..Oh Well!
So the other day I saw My Bloody Valentine in 3D. I just want to say DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE IN 2D! It is your typical Slasher movie. Girl runs out into the open, and somehow trips on tile floor?!?!?! Suspenseful music plays, man walks around corner, no is around the corner, he pauses, turns around, killer is behind him, man dies?!?!?!!?? It doesn’t matter how fast the people run, the killer walks and catches up to everyone?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA?!?!?!?! So I recommend that you see this movie in 3D. The effects were pretty cool. At some points of the movie it feels like you are in the scene. Some blood might fly at you, bullets, eyes, a jaw, and other stuff, which makes the movie worth seeing in 3D. As I said in the beginning DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE IN 2D! Other than that….the 3D effects made the movie worth seeing.
I was at the bowling alley a couple days, and all the lanes were full. So I put my name on a waiting list and went to the arcade, since I had a few quarters in my pocket! I was playing Street Fighter, and while playing, I was listening to these kids play truth or dare. Let’s take into to consideration that these kids are in the 3rd grade (I asked). What seem to be a normal game turned into little kids kissing and talking about sex?!?! In my mind I was like WTF! This little boy with glasses said,
“You get a girl naked, and then you take of clothes, and kiss her. Then you take your pecker and put it in her hole, and she’ll make noises!”
I couldn’t even pay attention to Street Fighter anymore. There is always that one kid in the group that no one once to play with. That one kid turned out to be the snitch of the group. I kept on playing my game, and then I see a mother and father come to arcade and begin to regulate. These little kids straight up lied to the parents. They told them that they were playing the video games, and he was mad because he lost, and he didn’t want to wait his turn. Can you believe these idiot parents bought that lie?!?!? After the parents left, the little kids threatened the kid who told. I had four extra quarters in my pocket, and I put them all in the machine, and told the kids the game had free credits, because it was my turn to bowl. The little kids loved it and ran to the machine play! My question is where are these kids parents?!?!?!?!!?
I hope everyone had a great day today. I know I did because I had the whole entire day off. The weather has been acting up today. “Should I rain or shine,” Mother Nature asked me.
“Eff It!” “I’ll just make it cloudy and cold,” She replied.
So in one of my past blogs I stated that I like to get my haircut every week. Well that’s how I started off my morning. While at the barbershop today, a man tried to sell me a pair of Jordans.
FACT: I HAVE NEVER OWNED A PAIR OF JORDANS IN MY LIFE!
A sin too many people, and just crazy to most! They have never appealed to me or been my thing.
Well you if you are trying to find me you can reach me at……..
I can’t Blog for to long tonight, because I must start preparing myself for this hot date! I will leave you all with this Video a friend showed me last night while on AIM. ENJOY!!!!!
January 20, 2009 Barack Hussein Obama became the 44th President of the United States. Around 8:45a.m. Pacific Time, I watched him take the oath on the same Bible used for the 1861 inauguration of Abraham Lincoln. The significance behind President Obama taking the oath on the same Bible as Abraham Lincoln is that President Lincoln led the U.S. through the Civil War and freed the slaves.
Many people criticized Barack Obama’s speech that was 19 minutes long. For such a historical moment, most critics expected a monumental speech, which people said he did not provide. Personally I feel he delivered a great inaugural address. Even if you do not agree with me, the sight of the whole event was amazing enough. He is the first African American to assume the highest position in our nation. He was sworn in at a U.S. Capitol structure that was primarily built by slaves, and he took the oath on the same Bible Abraham Lincoln did who freed the slaves. I titled my blog after a quote that stood out most to me in his speech. “Imagination Joined with a Common Purpose.” With imagination and a common, anything can be accomplished. That is something hold true and want to begin applying to my life. His speech was not just address to us as a nation, but to the whole entire world. I would like to share a few parts of his speech that I liked.
“Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real. They are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America — they will be met.”
“We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things.”
“We are shaped by every language and culture, drawn from every end of this Earth; and because we have tasted the bitter swill of civil war and segregation, and emerged from that dark chapter stronger and more united, we cannot help but believe that the old hatreds shall someday pass; that the lines of tribe shall soon dissolve; that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.”
“Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends — hard work and honesty, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism — these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility — a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.”
“To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history,”
It’s cool how Obama took it Biblical and used 1 Corinthians 13:11 in his speech. “We must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.” I believe change will come if we all do our part. If you are able to do anything positive to help create change, make it happen!
A whole weekend with No Mr. Bess in your life! I’m sorry to deprive all my readers of myself, but I had things to attend to. Well I’m back in your lives today and I’m feeling great today! Martin Luther King Jr. Day was today and tomorrow our President of the United States will officially be Black!!!! Barack Obama will become the 44th President of the United States of America. I will be up early in the morning for that, and I hope all of you will do the same, as history takes place. So Friday I went to see the L.A. Lakers play the Orlando Magic at the staples center. The game was so amazing because my Orlando Magic came out victorious. As you already may know, I do not like the Lakers. I can admit that they do have some great players. Officially as of tonight the Orlando Magic have the BEST record in the NBA! HAHAHAhAHHAHAHAHAH (Villain Laugh)!
What else is cool to me at the moment………Ummmmm……..February 7, 2009 I will get to see N.E.R.D. and Kid Cudi in concert at Heat 2009! Alright…..So a few blogs ago I told everyone that I wanted to take this “Wake Up Mr. Bess” motto and do something with it.
EXCITING NEWS: The first stages of design have now started! Shout out to Cary Middleton who has come through with the Character Design. You can check out his work at http://www.middletonempire.blogspot.com/I will keep you all updated as details unfold. Here is the few look at a few designs as you can see through out the blog! Myspace.com users use the link below to check out the first stages of design.
I really Don't Know what I just Watched Right now...... I honestly don't know what to Say Like a Freaking Baby just came out of some little kids hands! WTF!!!! Like......Speechless........Really Random!!!
Oh yea….I forgot that it is a Thursday night, and a lot of people around my age kick off the weekend today. Well today I had the entire day off! Amazing, Right?!?!?!?!? I was able to take care of my laundry, wash my car, get my haircut, watch two movies, work on this muscular body of mine, and wear sweats & a t-shirt all day long with my Indian slippers. The relaxation has been very good to me today. So with all this I had today, you would think that I would have a super creative and interesting blog…….HaHaHaHaHa! I don’t think that is the case today or is it?
People always ask, “Hey Darryl, D.J., Mr. Bess…..how do you come up with your blog topics?” Well folks, the only way accomplish this is…………DOING DRUGS and DRINKING EVERYDAY! No…..No….No….Please DO NOT DO DRUGS and PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!!!!!!! Really people and experiences inspire me create these blogs. My mind picks apart these certain situations, twists them, and then molds them. Then these ideas’s leak out on paper, I type them, post them, and then your eyes view it.
WRITERS BLOCK
I hate when this happens now I must end this! I wanted to be so creative that I just got stuck! Tuesday, everyone should tune in for the inauguration of President Obama!!!!
Welcome to another day of random thoughts. Today I met a Mexican who did not like the Lakers! Personally I’m not a Lakers fan, but a Mexican living in Southern California that does not like the Lakers……that is rare! Actually two days from now I’ll be at the staples center when my Orlando Magic beat the Lakers for the second time this season. So this “Wake up Mr. Bess” thing is taking over my body like a virus, but in a good way. I have decided that I will be sticking with this, and I have been inspired to do big things with it! I’ll keep all everyone updated as plans unfold. First step will be the logo’s which I’ll let the readers decide on.
So I’m listening to this Colin Munroe Mixtape, and I’m really feeling this. He is dope white boy who brings a new vibe over these hip hop beats for real. I really didn’t know what to call today’s blog, but I do have a few questions for ya’ll………………………………..
1. Have you ever had to heat up parts of the home with just the oven?
2. Have you ever had to use Vaseline as your Lip Balm, Lotion, Shoe Polish, and hair grease?
3. Have you ever used a brown paper bag to soak up the grease from foods such as bacon or fried taco shells?
4. Has there ever been a time when you had no soap or body wash, and decided to use shampoo to clean your whole body?
5. How many people became happy when they were introduce to a lint roller, because you were tired of using scotch tape to get lint off your clothing?
Well all those questions relate to me because I have experienced everything in those questions……LoL!!!! Maybe next blog I’ll throw some random questions in there as well. Well now I feel like reading my book, and playing Donkey Kong Country on SNES. Until next time, EVERYBODY SCREAM………………………..WAKE UP MR. BESS!!!!!!!!
Welcome to another day of my random thoughts! Well today I had no random thoughts, so I figured I would just talk about myself today. I hate listening to mainstream music while at home or in my car, but today I was just in the mood for it. Come to Find to out I like that Soulja Boy song “Turn on my swag.” People maybe be like why Soulja Boy?!?!?!?!? I like the song! It’s my new alarm clock ringtone! The chorus is my favorite: Hopped up off tha bed Turn ma swag on Took a look in tha mirror said wassup Yeeeeea im gettin money (ooh)
So people say I’m a pretty nice person. I look like a beast, but most girls are still comfortable with me. Even girls that are in relationships or are trying to fix their relationships tend to be comfortable with me as well…lol!!! Not my fault at all!!! The most gangsta attire that I own now is a pair of Nike dunks, Levi jeans, button up shirt, a tie, and cardigan sweater. Roselyn Shanchezis super Sexy!!!! I like to get my haircut once a week, because I can. Giving has become a major part of life. It is a great achievement to make another persons day. It is sad that other people become jealous when you are making someone else’s day but it happens multiple times. I really like Rosario Dawsonto because she is like Nerdy and Sexy! I believe that David Sunflower Seeds are on of the greatest creations known to man kind. I love collard greens with some hot sauce, but beware of my gas afterwards. Original Skittles and the Original Starburst are the best. I never have been one to yell or argue. It’s a waste of breath when it comes to every life. Sunkist Orange Soda is amazing! CherryLimeade juice is good to! I’m a fan of America’s favorite football team…….The Dallas Cowboys. The Orlando Magic is my favorite basketball team. Anaheim Angels is my favorite baseball team. There are so many sexy women!!!! My Mama has always told I me I will be successful! Mama knows best people say. I definitely accept it! I would like to pursue a career in journalism and become the owner of my own lounge called “The CooL!” Fried chicken, homemade Macaroni cheese, collard greens, jiffy cornbread, yams, and some hot sauce is a great meal. I don’t mind taking your lady out…….Just playing…….maybe I’m not….lol…..really I’m just pulling your leg. That would be terrible. I hope to get buff by only using the perfect push up. I like board games like scrabble, taboo, scattergories, boulder dash, and other games of that nature. I don’t I’m that different from everyone. We all put are pants on one leg at a time right? Sports Center, Family Guy, MTV jams, America’s next best dance crew, how it’s made, Chappelle show, TVone, Food network, travel channel, G4 tv, are just a few channels and shows that I like to watch. Why is BET not on your list Mr. Bess? BET fell off for real! I think I’m done hurting your eyes with this nonsense today!!! I’m just typing jibberish now! Have a wonderful Night!!!
Good things come to people who wait! I promise I’ll have a cool topic for ya’ll tomorrow.
So serious, So comfortable, she says I’m silly at times, she says I’m wonderful, Mr. Bess, Yes….She’s chilling with me because I’m comfortable, doing my own thing I’m comfortable man!!!
I wish I could have today, but today had to be one of the slowest days at work in a while. Gas prices are beginning to rise again, people are not going out as much, people are trying to hold on to their money, and many stores are in jeopardy of closing. Many major chains have already begin to make cut backs by shutting down low performing stores, and laying off many workers due the fact that the economy is on a decline right now. Snopes.com has gathering information from various news accounts on chains that are planning, or have made the following cut backs:
-The Circuit City Chain of retail electronic stores filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in 2008 and is closing 155 stores across the U.S.
-The Dillards department store chain announced the closure of 21 outlets in 2008, and said it expects more store closure in 2009
-The Foot Locker chain of shoe stores chain closed 274 outlets in 2007 and another 60 in 2008, with more such closures likely.
-The Macy’s Chain of department stores (which includes Bloomingdale’s) closed 11 outlets in 2008.
-Sprint announced in January 2008 that it would be closing 125 out of its 1,400 retail outlets.
That wasn’t even the whole list of chains provided in the article. I just chose 5 out of 28 of them, just to give you an idea of how things are looking right now. I know it will take some time but I hope that change will come soon!
Welcome to another day in the life and times of Mr. Bess. Hope everyone is having a great day so far, and if your day hasn’t started……Hope you day turns out great when your day begins. I have to be to work in a couple hours, but I’m still down to give ya’ll a little blog!
So the other day I ran into someone at a particular location and they said,
“Long time no see.” “How have you been?” “Why don’t you ever call or text me anymore?”
The first two questions are fine, but the last question……the last question was ridiculous in this situation. Now I do try my best call and text people just to say hi, and to see how they are doing. This day I was like WTF!!!! I try to contact you all the time and you just never reply. Why must I contact you all the time just to see how you are doing. Why don’t you try contacting me to see how I am doing…..Naw’sayin!!! The phone works both ways!!!
Now I must attempt to get dressed super fast like super man, so I’m not late for work……Ahhhh!!!!
So I spent like 4 hours today in Barnes and picked up 2 books. For one more day and The five people you meet in heaven by Mitch Albom. He is a great author. Tuesdays with Morrie is another great book by him that I have read. If you have a chance, you should check out his books. So there are some pretty funny commercials out there and this is one of my favorites commercial. McNugget Love is the title of the song. It is comedy to me! One line say’s “Oh girl I know your secret (You Dipin on me?)!” And my other favorite line is, “You got a 10 piece girl don’t be stingy.” After watching this I really wanted some chicken nuggets though!
What’s up World!!! Welcome to another day of the Wake up Mr. Bess Blog. I just got back from L.A. a few hours ago, and I would like to say that I love the city! You’ll never see the same thing every day. As I walk the streets, new doors open up in my mind all the time as I think about random things. Give me a bus pass, studio apartment, a bed, and pair shoes, and I’ll be good in the city! So I ate some chicken wings today, and I’m still thinking about those wings. I devoured those wings once they were put in front of me….LoL! “Don’t be fake Nigga, get the chicken!” Hahahaha….All my Chappelle show fans should know about that line from the pixie skit…..hahaaha!
Guilty Pleasure…..Hmmmmmmm! Where is Mr. Bess taking this one?!?!?!?!?! Straight to the bedroom with this one baby! So I’m not saying this has ever happened to me, but have you ever messed around with a human being (Someone of the opposite sex) one night, then the next day you see them with their significant other? Maybe you’re the person walking with your significant other and you see that person you just spent the night with. What goes through your mind other than, “Oh $%!*!” Everyone knows it is wrong deep down inside, but the heat of the moment seems to have caught up! Is one person not enough? Is love not in the picture? Is there a devil and angel battling on the shoulders? Is the combination of Lust and Temptation that powerful? Maybe the adrenaline rush and feeling is greater when you know it’s wrong. I just think the masses love to do it, that’s why the divorce rate in America is really high. If that is the case we should all look into Polygamy so we all can have many significant others…..HAHAHA!!! Something I would never consider but you might!
I don’t even know if I got anywhere with today’s Blog!!! I really believe no progress was made today!!!! Well keep clicking and adding to the views!!! Become one of my many Followers and Subscribe!!!! Till next time……EAT CHICKEN!!!!
I was feeling super great at that moment!!!! I was kicking it in the sky with Centaurus (A constellation), while drinking some Ethiopian Wine. If you haven’t had Ethiopian Wine you are missing out. It is like a 4th of July firecracker in your Mouth! My first meal of 2009 was tacos from Rubio’s! 2009 came upon us very quick. 2008 Started off somewhat rough but ended perfect!! Met a lot of new people, kicked a few lames to the side, put myself on the track, and I’m on my way to great things!!!! I plan on being successful before the age of 25. I have this “Go, Go, Get it mentality,” now, so basically there is no stopping me from achieving what I want.
This year I would like to: Take my creativity beyond sky scrapper level. Like, I want my mind to be kicking it somewhere in the solar system. I would like to become muscular like the incredible hulk. Networking is going to be one of the biggest keys this year. I would like to donate and help out a lot of people this year. I want to go on my first cruise this year… (I wonder what girl will going with me that I promised in 2008….hahaha!). There is to much want to do, but I won’t put you to sleep with my ambitions. I can promise my readers that I’m Finna go BLOG CRAZY!!!! THE Poetry page is going too updated more often as well!!!
Stay Cool, Calm, and Collect, as we all embark on this road to success!!!!!
Born BLACK with a NAPPY AFRO and a BIG SMILE, I was given the Name DARRYL W. BESS JR., but you can save your breath and call me DJ! I'm just try'n work hard now so I can kick back later. I think I am a SIMPLE but EXTORDINARY guy. So If you Want to know More just hit me up on AIM = DBESSJR315.
I EAT, SLEEP, go DO-DO, And Even put my Pants on one leg at a time. I love the opposite sex (FEMALES). I pay bills, I go to work, I play video games, I read, I listen to music, and watch movies. I am EVERYDAY PEOPLE.
Posts
