Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I’m Feelin’ Myself a Little to Much (Most Random Blog Yet!)

What’s Up World! It’s another day, another night, and another blog just for you! Last night at 11:00pm I bought K’Naan’s Album Troubadour on ITunes. Great Music + Something New = AMAZING! Finally a breath of fresh air has entered the music industry. It is a must have album, so go and pick it up!

SAD NEWS: I lost my IPod! What Am I to do? Listen to the Radio…….NOOOOO!!!!! Well I do like Dr. Laura because she puts people on blast about their problems. Now my long walks to class will be silent. Looks like I’m going back to burning CD’s again……*Sigh* Also while at school today I put money in a Pepsi vending machine to get a drink and nothing came out. I was really thirsty to!

UPDATE: I FOUND MY IPOD, but have not got my $1.50 from the Pepsi Vending Machine!

Have you ever met someone more perfect than I? I am a rare breed, so that would be a no for you. I have the body of an African Greek God. I stay in shape by wrestling with elephants, racing cheetah’s, and bench pressing hippopotamus. Anytime I go swimming or take a shower, I always come out dry, therefore no towel is needed. Women love my facial hair because it feels like velvet. Women ranging between the ages of 18-100 faint while in my presence. The last girl who hugged me ended up in a coma for 12 months(She is doing well). One time I slept with an Asian girl. After we were done, her eyes became round. Last year I went on America’s Best Dance Crew alone, and won the whole show. Since I dance so well, I just glide and moon walk to all my destinations. When I sing on rainy days, God opens the clouds, and the sun only shines on me. Back when I was 10 years old Hulk Hogan attempted to leg drop me, but I broke his legs before he could even think about it. I was the only kid nice enough to let the Trix rabbit try his own cereal. Chuck Norris will admit that my roundhouse kick sent him flying through a window on the 85th floor of the Empire State Building. Ever since that time, we have been best friends.

I believe I have took this blog to far now….LoL! I had a good time with it though!

Boredom does not kill; it just makes you think of crazy stuff!!! Have A Good Night!!!!!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Things are going Good but Things could get Better

Welcome to another day of my blog! It’s been a few, but days back I’m back in the swing of things, since I’m back in school full time and working full time as well. I promise to keep ya’ll updated on my random thoughts, and new updates with the Wake up Mr. Bess Movement! A few days ago I played laser tag, and had a blast. Instead of teams it was a 16 person free for all which was insane. That was my Fun for last week and dinning at PF Changs near Downtown Disney.

Something that I am really looking forward this Tuesday is the album release of K’Naan. His album is titled Troubadour. Check out the album premier at http://www.myspace.com/knaanmusic. I’m feeling the whole album so it is a must buy on Tuesday for me. I’m sorry that I didn’t have a crazy topic to talk about today like I usually do, but I do have something for everyone to look forward to. The Wake Up Mr. Bess Comic Series will be dropping very soon! Crazy I know! It is based of the Life and Times of Mr. Bess with a hint of fantasy and a positive message. All the art work is done by Cary Middleton and you can reach him at http://www.myspace.com/giftedchild06

Something else that I would like to start doing is featuring artist on my page. So if you have any kind of talent hit me up at dbessjr315@aol.com or the sites listed below.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Happy BeLated Valentine's Day + Randomness = Blog!

“Hey Babe, where is my Valentine’s gift?”

“Baby, you knew I was cheap when you met me.”

“Did you really think I was going to going to pay full price for a gift?!?!?!?”

“Baby I’ll get twice as many gifts the day after Valentine’s when everything goes on sale!”

Valentine’s Day is a day of Love. It is also a day where a man has an excuse to be nice. Many November babies are made on this day. Lastly it is a day for all the lonely low esteem people to feel sad. I don’t know what everyone did on Valentine’s Day, but if you had an intimate dinner in a crowded restaurant, went to the movies, walked on the beach, rented a hotel room, decorated your home for an intimate evening, went to a club, or just kicked it alone, Mr. Bess hopes you all had a wonderful day!

For two days I did not check my Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter. I felt like a smoker trying to give up cigarettes. Those three web sites are part of my daily routine. I check my accounts from my phone and laptop. Can someone say ADDICTION!!!! Did anyone see 5’9” Nate Robinson Dunk over 6’11” Dwight Howard in the Slam Dunk contest?

RANDOMNESS: I had some Chinese food today which made me take the kids to the pool fast!!!! I should have known something was wrong with my orange chicken, because every piece was crispy like a Dorito!

I would like to leave everyone with a quote I like by Langston Hughes.

“Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.”

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Small Part of my Weekend

What’s Up internet World! I missed you all for the last few days. I’ve been out and about these last few days. Life seems so much better when you do have work and you get to relax. That’s why I feel becoming a Vacation Specialist would be one of the best jobs ever! 2009 is still going strong for Mr. Bess. Doors are starting to open; I have acquired some sex appeal (HaHaHa), and the ladies are starting to like me for some reason now. I wonder what the difference is?!?!?!? I don’t know and who cares right! It has been a crazy weekend indeed. I’m no celebrity blogger but Chris Brown and Rihanna are the Ike and Tina Turner and Alex Rodriguez added himself to the long list of sports players who used drugs to enhance their performance on the field. That’s all I have to say about that.

Well I consider my weekend one of the best weekends ever! Relaxation hit its highest peak. Kid Cudi never showed up but N.E.R.D. put on a good show. Concerts in the Mud will make your shoes extremely grimy. If you didn’t know, now you know for future reference. All the girls in riverside you…..I freakin Love you All! They provided me and my cousin with Five Star hotel accommodations and they are some cool ass Friends to have! Hope we get to enjoy many more weekends together! Laser Tag Anyone (inside Joke)?!?!?!

Awkward Moment: While kicking it in the beer garden of the concert, and man appears and says he would kiss another man to see girls kiss?!?!?!

Random Thoughts: Doesn’t suck when you wake up to the smell of your own fart?!?!?! Don’t you hate the fact that your eyes water up while trying to pull out a nose hair?

Well I’m a little off on my blog game right now since I took a break. I’m going to have to end it right now. So sorry to cut it short. Disappointment I know. Tomorrow I promise I post some cool stuff, but what is more cool than pictures of me and my favorite girls from riverside!
Have a goodnight!


Thursday, February 5, 2009

Techniques Used When Regular Nintendo Games Do Not Work

Hello Internet World! Once Again I would like to welcome everyone to another day of my random blog! The weather in the High Desert is kind of crazy. Strong winds and the rain drops are ridiculously large. With weather like this I plan on staying in tonight despite it is the start of the weekend for most. Personally I’m excited for this weekend! Heat 2009 which will include N.E.R.D. & Kid Cudi! In additional to those performers, I get to party with beautiful girls!

IMPORTANT: So my birthday is coming up in the month of March and I’m thinking of going on a cruise. Sounds like a good idea right?

Back in the day was amazing. Osh Kosh overalls, Regular Nintendo, Ninja Turtles, bicycles, hi-top fades, and fun all day, are just a few of things from back in the day. Not having to worry about the pressures in life such as bills, work, deadlines, relationships, fitting in, etc. The main focus of the of today’s blog is Regular Nintendo and the techniques used when games did not work. We all have had are own signature techniques. Rather you would blow the dust out of the cartridge and the system, put alcohol on a q-tip and clean the cartridge, wrap the game around your shirt and blow in the cartridge, etc. I would just like to take you down memory lane with a few techniques tonight.

1. Blow dust of the cartridge and the inside of the cartridge (WORLD FAMOUS)
2. The Rapid Assault: Insert the game cartridge, and rapidly press it up and down.
3. Insert the game cartridge and insert another game cartridge on top.
4. Put rubbing alcohol on a Q-tip and wipe the inside of the cartridge
5. Insert the game cartridge in the system and wiggle it side to side gently.

Well that concludes my Blog for tonight. Hope enjoyed! If you have any different techniques that you have used, be sure to comment or send me a message.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009


So I didn’t go in the internet for a couple days and people say that I am M.I.A. Is it truly my duty to be online everyday and keep you posted on everything that goes on in my mind………Gosh! Well two days have past and I’m online again to bring you all another blog while rockin’ a huge smile on my face, and drinking this Bud Light Lime!


Everybody knew about the FREE GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST at Denny’s on February 3, 2009 from 6am to 2pm. I made it there around 8am. Stood in line for about 30 minutes, and then received my free breakfast, with a free glass of water! Don’t worry I left a good tip. Can you believe how ungrateful people are? Some people would complain because coffee, orange juice and milk were not free. It was a horrible sight, but I wasn’t going to let that ruin my free meal. So after my breakfast I headed down to Urban Outfitters. Every time I go to that store I always leave with a bag for some reason. So right now I have a thing for cardigan sweaters at the moment, and for some reason they were talking to me that day. Maybe Denny’s put something in the pancakes, because some how the money grew legs and jump out my pockets, ran to the register, and I left the store with a few bags.


After I went shopping, my stomach of perfection became hungry again, so I went to Paulina’s Mexican grill in Victorville, Ca. If you ever get a chance to stop by there, the food is amazing. Then I had myself the steak and shrimp dinner which hit the spot. To conclude my night I watched Notorious. I thought it was decent movie. 8 Mile still is my favorite hip hop movie based on an artist, but this good. The actor, who played Diddy, was funny. He had his dance moves on point! Biggie Smalls was a playa, so be prepared to see some sex if you have not yet seen the movie!

Well I’m going to cut my blog short tonight! Leave me some comments, make me laugh, do something!

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